beauty sleep is actually just a lie we invented to keep the ugly people asleep and away from us longer
TURN UPI really thought this video disappeared off the face of the Internet but nope, it’s still giving me everything I’ve never wanted.
who would have thought emma roberts would become the most relevant actress of 2013 ilh
Anonymous asked: Ina Garten is a fat and old hag.
ok…. ?/ well
she has a gorgeous estate in the hamptons
a massive herb garden
a happy and successful marriage of over 45 years loves it
and an ARMY of gay men ready to go to a good supermarket and buy good ingredients for her dishes at the snap of her fingers
…not to mention her various books, emmy winning tv show, and career as a nuclear policy analyst for the US government